So I walked into the dentist this morning. My dentist asked me how my weekend was. I said “Good, I watched Captain America last night. I really liked it.” And my dentist says “Oh, my son is in that movie.” At first I thought he was joking but then I realized
Dr. Robert Evans
I looked it up
My dentist is Captain America’s dad
My doctor is JK Rowling’s husband.
JK Rowling’s husband has asked me if I am sexually active.
do you ever want to just yell in someones face to date you
what if bees sang songs when they flew by your ears
[tiny bee whisper/sings] ah ah ah ah stayin alive
im a boss ass bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch